I don't buy the "people on the internet aren't human so I can say what I want" argument for a minute. He enjoys the thrill of cruelty. It wouldn't be satisfying if there wasn't a real person getting hurt.

Yeah I think that's part of the problem. He lets out steam on the net because he can't release IRL. I don't care what people say, but couples who don't fight are suspicious as hell.

My husband grows peppers and tomatoes tons of fucking peppers. They are "super hots" and he eats them and claims that if they are super, super spicy he gets high off them so I'm like whatever. His garden requires a lot of time and effort, and sometimes it's annoying but now I am really fucking thankful that "me…

I dare anyone to tell me they don't think of a butt...

I'm not sure about you, but my childhood experiences with TMNT were from a cartoon that existed to make me buy toys. That sounds an awful lot like exploiting childhood...

I relate to her now that I know we are both giant bitches.

This is what happens, when we let assholes exploit our childhood.

Spoiler: Pierce Brosnan CANNOT sing. :(

• Drake and Chris Brown's first live duo performance in Toronto was cancelled because there really is a god and also Canada does not grant entry to US Citizens who have multiple criminal convictions or have been sentenced to jail time. Oops. [TMZ]

I grew up watching PBS cooking shows before Food Network was even a thing, and I've never had cable as an adult. For years, I just assumed that Food Network was finding excellent chefs like Lydia Bastianich and giving them shows, and filling in the gaps with reality cooking competitions. I just assumed they were all…

To be fair, if I ran into his hairdresser, I would punch him as well.

I'd never heard of this person. I'm visibly upset after having watched this.

If you read this in Fieris voice, you probably are also recovering from a laugh induced stroke.

I HOPE YOU'VE GOT YOUR EXTRA BAGGY CARGO PANTS FIRMLY ATTACHED TO YOUR WALLET CHAIN BECAUSE HERE COMES FIERI READY TO BLAST THEM OFF YOUR CANDY ASS AND ONTO THE FLAVORTOWN SPACE STATION ORBITING YOUR TASTEBUDS AT THE SPEED OF RIGHTEOUS.

im always nice, you cunt !

I would go to a Sandra Lee restaurant for the lolz of seeing her "Kwanzaa Cake" in person. I would order it, take several photos, laugh, and leave.

"TONGUE-BLASTED WITH DONKEY SAUCE FOR MAXIMUM KILLERNESS"