How is it that all these gossip stories about famous people's sex lives are okay for Gawker Media to write about yet you were all up in arms about the celebrity picture leaks?

Your "ethical and moral standards" for what's okay to write about or post make no sense.

She is actually trying to help you poop like this article is. In essence she's saying: The shit box is not in there. You won't be able to hide your poop! It's not sanitary.

Let her in. Cats have no shame.

ALL cats have to visit their humans in the bathroom. It's an eternal mystery why.

omg my dog is SO INTO being in the bathroom with me. if i kinda close the door over she BARGES in (she's really into BARGING in to wherever i am) but she gets there and is like :DDDDDDD WE'RE TOGETHER IN THE SAME ROOM!!!! and i am like, we were just together in the same room a second ago.

You need more fiber, yo. And maybe liquids.

Rarely do I have to actually look up a word found on Deadspin or sister sites, but verisimilitude was a new one.

I'm not sure what I was expecting when I started reading this, but by the time I was only a few paragraphs in, I was aware that I was in the middle of a fascinating account of mythbreaking. I, to this point in my life, have never been in jail or prison or anything like it, except for a few evaluations as part of my…

Towel? OK. Rubber glove? I'm on board. ALUMINUM FOIL? Get that the hell away from my dick!

Sam, these images just float around in your head waiting for a story to match the visual, right?

As a forty-something, get off my lawn!

As a third order effect, it's also the a really good reason to beat the shit out of your idiot friend.

I think you're misunderstanding...the point is, out of all the things likely to make you crash, this is probably one of the most likely. As in, if someone lights your armpits on fire, you will almost certainly crash.

Can prevent armpit fires.

Heh heh. The article was written by a guy named TORCHinsky.

drive a wagon and you don't have to worry about these things, just sayin'

Well, I guess you could say, that she had some dead weight in the trunk...

I can tell you what ASL is - American Sign Language

Ok, this Ice Bucket shit needs to end.

Please god, let this stupid friggin' thing just go away.