> Posting on the Daily Mail website
> "She should be embarrassed […] of her tackiness"

With your voice.

I did.

I'm considering going as Trump over here in the UK, and given that I already own a blue suit, a white shirt and a red tie, I literally just need a shite wig, some fake tan and a cap and I'll be golden.

Jesus Christ.

The UK Twittersphere has been at its absolute best over the last 24 hours.

Olympus Has Fallen 2: Monarchist Boogaloo

A bell would be a pretty shit ticking time-bomb. Because bells don't tick.

Partial. Very partial, mind you.

“I’ve only liked a handful of people in my life, and you’ve been two of them” is the line that ensures that I will not go out to a cinema and pay to watch this film.

Latter-day Adam Sandler comedies are (at least nominally) made for adults.

"kills literally half of all the life in the universe in an attempt to get Death to notice him and have sex with him,"

OF COCK

He's also very in touch with his constituents and colleagues.

He talks with his eyes and big waggy tail, and that's a talkin' all of its own.

I think you meant Jeb!, poor Jeb!.

That's what you think!

Is it the Marmaduke TV series we've all been eagerly awaiting for so very, very long?

"It was then, flushed with admiration for my single-handed successful eradication of global poverty, social conservatism and ISIS, that Ms. Maddow turned to me.
'Don't you ever worry about how the planet will cope without you once you're gone and there's no-one of your sheer majesty and insight left?' she breathlessly…

"Much like Tony Soprano discovering that his beloved Christopher Moltisanti was an incurable heroin addict"