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I'd never even contemplated describing a penis as eldritch before.

Which begs another question: what happens if @Dikachu:disqus takes large quantities of cocaine?

There is no such thing as "enough cocaine".

I think it'd be worth getting Bruno Ganz to do it, personally - he got the physicality of Hitler absolutely nailed-on for Der Untergang, so I'd be intrigued to see if his impression is just as convincing with solely his voice to go on.

It kind of seems like you're spinning a yarn when you say that.

I've always been broadly impressed by my parents' musical taste, so words can't really describe the degree of disappointment I felt when I found Caress of Steel on the CD shelf.

Sure, go for it.

I couldn't claim to have any idea at all how (libertarian) right-wing culture compares to left-wing culture; it just seems to me that an ideology based around rabid individualism will probably have an easier time with disagreements than one which requires unified collective action to work properly.

Speaking as a leftist yoof (although not an American one), the best summing-up I've seen is someone on another site who said that "Hell is other leftists".

Given that the terms "Briton", "Britain" and "British" predate Anglo-Saxon settlement of Britain and originally referred to the Brittonic (Old Welsh)-speaking inhabitants of what-is-now-England-and-Wales, it would be really odd for a Welsh person to be pissed off about being called British.

You've spent years engaging in sweaty facesitting with it, so if it's up for that then I'd imagine it's up for anything.

In retrospect, the clue is kind of in the name.

Trainspotting 7: The Deathly H-Lows (Part 1)

I would give a lot of blood to get to see Capaldi as aged-Renton.

Trainspotting 5: Genysis

That's hardly a substitute for good old moral fibre, is it? And he, unlike heroin, doesn't have a fucking great personality to make up for it either.

If it's OK with you, I'd like to feature your virtuoso skills on KJZZ student radio.

He's dying because, just like vaccines, the house has a DANGEROUSLY HIGH concentration of both mercury and autism.

Exactly.