The thing I hate most about Obama's America is that the godless Hawaiian Indonesian Kenyan Muslim atheist communist Nazi lazy hyper-authoritarian feckless totalitarian powerless autocrat was so brazen that even I, a British person who's never been to America, am keenly aware of every detail of his repurposing of both…

Oh please, if the Dutch can part water and polder the living shit out of anything that looks even vaguely marshy, then I'm sure that you could.

Islam will be the dominant religion in America by 2017!
White people will be extinct by 2018!

For the kinkier folk out there: Barry Goldwater

I can't decide if this or the slavery game is the worse, more-tonally-off idea.

I meant "Whole Lotta Love". That is embarrassing. Thanks!

*Klansmen and CSA apologists are driven into a frenzy of activity by Flubba Gunto's gauntlet throw-down*

Duly noted.

On the other hand, said position has caused us to recommend Mr. Gregson to the selection committee for the USA's Rio 2016 gymnastics team.

It wasn't actually a spam e-mail, it was a sperm e-mail where the word "sperm" was read by someone from rural Surrey.

I was going to say "make sure you have a regular fluid intake", but I like to think I'm better than that pun.

Yet another thing that this playlist has in common with Pornhub.

KJZZ Radio thanks you for your feedback.

You appear to assume that Pornhub's owners are not themselves shady Russian gangsters.

It can be two things.

If you never stop, you don't have time to self-reflect and feel ashamed!

Typical playlist:
I Touch Myself - The Divinyls
I'm So Excited - The Pointer Sisters
Whole Lotta Love - Led Zeppelin
Prince's entire back catalogue
It's Raining Men - The Weather Girls
Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood (KJZZ would like to emphasise its support for the LGBT and BDSM communities)
My Neck My Back - Khia

I'm a fan of the alma mater genre, personally.

It reads "flood of determined and pragmatic young people trying to make their own way in the world", you depraved so-and-so!

*gargles frantically*