If Billy Joel quotes aren't movin' up in popularity on the A.V. Club, then I'm movin' out.

*Spike Lee tweets Ian Brown's home address*

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[It] hardly seems culturally with it anymore

Old Man Yells At Crowd

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The A.V. …eh, fuck it

"RENLY, YAH'RE A FAHKIN' QWEEAH" - Stahnis Barahtheeyun

Oh, and where do we go
Where do we go from here
Where to go?
To a smoking volcano
The sea it steamed
We were still looking
At each other

He also owns over 800 feet of copper wire.

Nah. Donald Trump's ego alone is larger than two normal human beings.

Very few things in NuWho have pissed me off more than the "Gallifrey's not actually gone, guys!!!!!" retconning shite that Moffat pulled in what was otherwise actually a very good special, precisely because it invalidates Nine's torment and makes it essentially pointless.

Nine had a pretty strong core of menace, especially in the early episodes of Reboot S1 where he's in full-on scarred-and-vengeful-destroyer-of-his-race mode. See Dalek as a case in point (also the *only* good Dalek-featuring episode of NuWho except for Bad Wolf/The Parting of the Ways and, arguably, that Tennant one…

Elbow Deep In Arse should really be the name of a metal band.

I both enjoy lending books to people and get worried about my books if they're not returned.

I believe that in this context, both a slightly reluctant "mhm" and an exuberant, leisurely, fist-bumping "awwwww yeeeeeeeah" are acceptable variants.

There's a moment in Borat where Sacha Baron Cohen puts a homemade sewn decorated sack over Pamela Anderson's head and tries to abduct her as part of a wholly invented Kazakh wedding tradition.

And 2509 will finally be Ron Paul's year!

"Parody". Right.

She's only definitely French if she fucks a ghost on camera, completely nude, while smoking.

"I will build a great prison for Vincent Cassel — and nobody builds prisons better than me, believe me —and I’ll build it very inexpensively. I will build a great, great prison cell inside Vincent Cassel's house, and I will make Vincent Cassel pay for that cell. Mark my words.”

Vincent Cassel looks a bit like a FAHKIN' QWEEAH in that cover photo, right?
Right?
Right???