"Some of the Sandsnakes, I assume, are good people."

Prometheus 2: 2 Fast 2 Fire

19 Wounds and Counting

I thought that was his non-union Etruscan counterpart.

I'm going to be the Resident Pedantic Arsehole of this article and note that the Nazarene was speaking about Caesar Augustus, not Julius Caesar

Oh for fuck's sake.

You seem displeased by something.

Your "or" makes it sound like you don't consider it be possible to do both simultaneously.

Y-you mean that The Spaghetti Incident? wasn't Slash's first effort at slashfic?

u fukin wot m8

Are you trying to imply that kidney does not, in certain contexts, taste absolutely delicious?

Reason #257 why I'm a terrible Englishman: I actively dislike black pudding (blood sausage), don't really like poached/fried/scrambled egg and am trying to wean myself off pork products.

This being London, however, I'm assuming that said food cost you about £1527324638382674872373.99

I dunno, I've eaten some eye-wateringly terrible food in Europe too.

"Some of them, I assume, are good people.

Clearly you've never been to County Cork!

I liked his autobiography, that one he wrote in collaboration with Golding. Pretty abstract for an autobiography, which bizarrely lent it a degree of weight and authenticity that it might otherwise have lacked.

*breakdances for no discernible reason*

Get your hands off me, you damn dirty Shelbyvilleian!

The worst part is that, with the possible exception of the letter "u" (which Americans seem to hate anyway) outside of the first mention of Che Guevara, he's not missing any of them. A, E, I and O are all in attendance.