Next up: flancakes.

I feel like I want to sit all of the fancy dessert chefs in the world down and remind them that, as a society, we're perfectly good with eating whipped cream from the can.

"women are expected to perform femininity, but when they perform masculinity, they are admired and rewarded. "

It got me wondering how rabbit pizza tastes. I wonder if it has a red or white sauce.

You kidding? They should have comped the whole damn thing!!! A COCKROACH RAN OUT OF SOMEONE'S SALAD. WTF?!?!?!?! I am nauseated just typing this out. You are being way too lenient.

Right? I've been to Irwindale, I've never smelled the factory. And isn't it suspicious that no one thought the factory's smell was offensive while Huy Fong was paying off a loan to the city? It's only since that loan's been paid that they find the factory troublesome.

Frank's is better? That's like saying mustard is better than ranch. Too different to compare directly.

One of the links I posted talks about a USDA study that found pesticides in 20% of organic lettuce. It might cut back on some chemicals but it adds others. More long term studies are needed for us to know if these are any better or worse for us. It's just so disingenuous to continue saying that these are healthier…

I guess that depends. Studies have shown that organically grown produce still has pesticides in it and on it. Organic is only good for cutting back on the amount of non-organic pesticides being used. Sometimes, this means needing to use even MORE chemicals to treat bugs. I'm not anti-organic or anything but I hate how…

Organic does not mean healthier. It just means that it is grown with organic certified pesticides and fertilizer. The nutritional content in conventionally grown and organic produce is the same.

Oh, I get what you mean. The place I work at that I'm talking about would probably have either comped the check or at least half of it if it was a big party... Most you would have had to pay for is probably alcohol in a party of 8, so yeah, that's a pretty bum deal. I thought you meant they only comped all the food.

He's a Job Creator! So what if he stole, broke shit and threatened a peon? He won't do well in prison!

As someone who works in politics, I can tell you I've encountered many an out-of-control douche. No, they don't sit around bawling every time someone insults their outfit. (Neither do women but whatevs.) But I have seen a dude or two throw a royal fit over a grammatical correction or someone getting his name wrong.

I did a fair amount of oat-sowing my freshman year of college. The school wasn't known for its diversity, and I was one of the few black girls on campus. Since I stuck out like a sore thumb, most of my hookups were followed by a fair deal of boasting and gossip. Depending on your gender, I was commonly referred to as…

*Stands on all the women who have worked their asses off so she can stand there today* Feminism is not important and I don't like it. "*walks away on all the women who continue to be oppressed today and tomorrow.*

Whatever. How can this be true when almost every camera is black?

Oh haven't you heard? Guns aren't allowed on military bases. Except for the security personnel, who do have guns. But they don't count because something something.