freesamplethief
FreeSampleThief
freesamplethief

Oohh! Pretty!! I just finished the last piece of an upside down caramel apple cake I made this week. I should have taken a photo before we demolished it :(

I DON'T NEED WING JUICE ON MY CAKE.

It's an entire meal hanging off a drink, FST. What about this screams "logical, well thought-out decisions" to you?

I don't think I'd ever order it. That being said, I am really glad it exists.

It truly is... He really harped on the horse thing, at which point I just looked at my friend and was like "I'd eat a horse, why not, I eat meat, also I want to spite this asshole."

And, you know, if it kills some immuno-compromised baby or old person it's fine, because they aren't my kid.

I would be laughing if this didn't want to make me start sobbing.

I don't know. My sister's husband's neighbor's wife got her kid a vaccine, and it gave their kid ebola. It's not really the same as autism, but if they can give a kid ebola, y'know?

I'm only letting my kids get organic vaccines just in case. Because it's my kids.

They should just come up with a marketing name, then everyone will be happy.

Transition montages always make me cry because it's just so obvious that they transitioned from sad to happy. I hadn't seen an ftm transition montage but the sparkle every time he talked to show how deep his voice had gotten... *sniffle*

people shouldn't have to grow up not having the language to understand who they or other people are.

Why didn't I learn this in sex ed???? :(

So shut the fuck up saying you're Irish. Repeat after me:

Welp, after what I said the other night, I suppose this means I have to figger out that thar social media stuff you kids are using these days. Pretty sure everyone I know is on Facebook, I'll have my kid show me how to get set up this weekend. Because I, for one, sure as hell want you around.