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I would just like to say I proposed to my boyfriend with a custom fortune cooking in our apartment and gave him a 10th doctor sonic screw driver pendant to commemorate it. NO one saw it besides us and we ate cheap chinese food after. Was a nice day :)

Xanax gave me sleep paralysis what do I do now? :/ panic attacks are the worse.

Or the "I'm not racist, I'm color blind when it comes to people". More like you are an asshole not trying to get called on hiring all these white guys and a Hispanic janitor... ps. The world sucks :(

So before they started using corn syrup, which is harder to process? Ehh eat my crap coke. >_< just because you donate to a diabetes foundation doesn't stop you from being their other main contributor.

I really dislike his "it happens anyways, why not make it official" thought process. This is what were trying to break down and you just fucking laugh at it. :( anger and deep sadness.

I think his response would be "why connect to any of them? they are just for sexualizing, right?"

The guy in the magenta is creepily skinny. But I do like that dress.

She's playing it down, because if she played it up, she would get more negative comments than she is getting now... Haters like to hate.

red pandas are a adorable and so cute in person and eat fruit so adorably and just awwwwwwwww. :)

My fiance and I use the same shampoo, conditioner, deodorant, and facial cleanser. Though I do enjoy diet soda and he does not. I think the people who adhere to this adamantly really are the awkward ones.

I had a sleep study and it said I only utilized 30% of my sleep... I have no clue what that means but I do know in general (as of late) even if I try to correct it I fall asleep around 5am-7am and wake up around 12pm-3pm. But I also wake up every few hours and then have to try and fall back asleep meaning when I do…

I am a middle child... my younger brother is the only boy in our family, meaning there is a lot of attention going to him.

Hey look they are skinnier than usually. woo way to go feminist website and approving something that coming going geeks hate and deal with all the time. At least their backs aren't broken right? -_-

For me it's always been who had more money. *shrug*

At first I loved the shoes then I realized they were the ones with the hidden wedge and now I am sad. We need more woman in glamor shots with sneakers and flats, not even overly cute ballerina flats just normal flat ass shoes. I am 5'9" so I am tall enough thank you, along with the physical damage they do, as a…

My boyfriend plays with my armpit hair. yes I am a female. That is all I have to say for my shaving needs, which is none. :P

After I read this all I can think of is that I want those beard commercials. I just really fucking want those beard commercials O_O you don't know how much I do... also my bf conditions his beard with regular hair conditioner... is that bad?

I SHAVE NOTHING and I have no shame though my hair is sparse. M0st people would need to get up close and personal with my legs to even notices. Though my boyfriends does enjoy playing with my underarm hair. Which tickles. But I suck at shaving and I just said fuck it to the scrapes and razor burn I got. Plus my…

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