Yeah, and how were those 10,000 people supposed to wipe their mouths after that meal without paper towels, huh? Riddle me that.

Sure, but how many rolls of paper towels did he throw them?

On the flipside of this, I can totally see him using footage of a chorus of boos at rallys to show how the libs and the latinos have invaded our national past time. (signed, a Latino who was unsuccessful in High School at invading our national past time)

But if he did throw out the first pitch, he would do a fantastic job. It would be a fastball clocking at 103 just touching the lower left corner of the strike zone. It would surely break all kinds of records.

This deserves all the stars and bars. 

But seriously, Jose Andres is a goddamn saint. He was in Puerto Rico serving over 10,000 a meals a day after Hurricane Maria struck.

Sure, but I wouldn’t be upset at all if this happens:

President Trump announced he intends to attend Game 5 in Washington.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Related: I don’t mind Joe Buck, either. He is extremely okay at a job that must be harder than it appears from the comfort of my couch judging by how many other people are awful at it. But is he really the only one who can do this? We’ve got him flying from Houston for Game 2, to Minnesota for Thursday Night Football,…

No! Sidney Crosby’s dress is white and gold.

THE DRESS IS BLUE

Unfortunately we see worse fits all the time...

Would have preferred you say “Simply Red” to make an excellent band-related joke

More importantly, why were they filming VERTICALLY? That lumber was punishing them for portrait mode. 

I think the argument from the player’s perspective is that those knee and thigh pads functionally do nothing, everyone knows they do nothing, and thus fining people for something that everyone knows doesn’t do anything based on the alleged fear or potential lawsuits is BS, especially because what the league is being…

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

It’s Data trying to mimic a smile

Why were they filming?

When I was a kid my dad was driving on the freeway behind a gardening truck. With those tools slotted vertically in rack in back.