Yeah, Baalke has a blind dart throwers luck at best. Sure he’ll land the occasional Aaron Lynch in the forth round but he also has more picks who have never played a snap than almost any other GM.

Also, Prescott would not have been playing behind one of the best O-Lines in football and handing the ball off to the rookie of the year (also related to that Offensive line) in San Francisco.

Tell me where he wanted Dak Prescott...

In Chip Kelly’s defense, all available evidence points to Trent Baalke really sucking at his job.

I came here just for that.

woah free boat ride! who should i take?

Eli, sadly, was not invited

“I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious”

Some men just want to watch the world melt.

I love the Winter Classic, but absolutely hate when it is held inside baseball stadiums. It’s a poor atmosphere with fans that far from the action. It should always be held on a snowy day in an open air football stadium

If the game is stopped due to inclement weather before 2 full periods of hockey are played, then it’s not enough to count as a full game and they will try to play it again tomorrow. If two full periods have been played and they have to stop the game due to inclement weather then whoever is leading will be the winner.…

If this happens, could Deadspin please count it as the first Cardinals loss of 2017?

You don’t need to wait until February 26 to see a shootout in Chicago.

“Karma’s a bitch, and these guys pissed her off the second they fired Harbaugh.”

The 49ers are trash. Nick Saban couldn’t get 3 wins with this team. It’s a sad state of affairs when you blame the coach when there is literally nothing he can do with the level of awful he has to coach. Too many injuries.

You honestly couldn’t assess any coach based on one year with this team. The injuries were insane (two potential starting WRs before game one, both inside linebackers by game 4, 18 people on IR before the end of the season), plus they’re generally talent deficient overall.
I don’t know if Kelly is a good coach but I…

Jim Tomsula took over as the troll under the Golden Gate Bridge, not sure there is reception down there.

Phone? Tomsula life hack #2131: no need to have a cell phone. A nice tin foil hat with a TV antenna picks up most signals on the cellular band.