That’s what you get for going to their schools.

+1 Tendency.

No! You’re on drugs!

We should know about 10pm Eastern whether we’ll need to break out the Suicidal Tendencies records or not (c’mon Florida — don’t f* this up, like in 2000).

I was expecting a little more of a slap then that. He deserved to be slapped for wearing an “our house” jersey alone.

That’s disgusting. Coke is clearly superior.

I too would nut to see Tiffany’s ballot box

Hex, wing or pistachio?

I thought Trump only liked to stick it to Ivanka?

It’s sad (ahem) and fascinating. I have both undergrad and grad degrees in psychology/counseling, and during all studies I remember thinking that the classification of narcissist was sort of fabulist in itself...as in, surely no single person acts out in all these ways.

I’d give the other nut to see a selfie from Ivanka showing her voting for Hillary.

After all this, Tiffany will likely be one of the main suspects if someone shoots Trump by the sun dial in Centeral Park right after he unveils the sunblocker on top of Trump Tower.

I would give a nut to see a selfie from Tiff with her ballot showing a vote for Hillary.

Tiffany is the Meg Griffin of the Trumps.

As a Pats’ fan, I hate that anyone on the New England Patriots might support this hate-fueled, orange demagogue, but then I remember that most owners and coaches of sports franchises are horrible, horrible assholes. Except you, Cuban. You’re all right.

You think Trump is smart enough to sound coherent adlibbing?

Late tomorrow Trump is going to deny he said any of this, and will insist he was never a candidate for President and he’ll call Mike Pence a loser.

“You have dealt with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully” sounds 0% like something Bill Belichick would say, and 100% like something Donald Trump would say while reading a blank page he is pretending is a letter from Bill Belichick.

The comment alone is phenomenal. The speed at which you came up with it is freakish.