I’m late to comment here, but two things:

+1 Madbulance

The Secret Service took him furniture shopping earlier in the day.

Yeah, he’s no jean cretien .... “Did you see that fucker, I choked him out, the RCMP had to save him from me!”

Not going to fault him for doing what the Secret Service wanted him to (nice to see he does occasionally listen to experts) but this is how a real man reacts to someone with a gun - and those are words I never thought I’d type about Charles.

Was looking around Barnes and Noble yesterday, and a book called “The South Was Right,” with a big confederate flag on the front, caught my eye. So I went over to look like “Oh, that cover’s just provocative, they can’t possibly mean... oh. They do mean that. Huh.”

This is so realistic I can’t even tell if it’s satire or not.

Pictured: Conservatwitter.

But those cuck Dems would have expected a peacocking phony assassination attempt, and would have called Trump a beta.

No shit. Teddy Roosevelt took one in the chest and didn’t even cut the speech short. Be a man, pussy.

So glad the eagle came back to try and finish the job

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

honestly, trump is a cuck for having security in the first place. take your threats like a man, you coward.

This’ll be sure to enrage Trump supporters.

A racist saw a black man raise his voice slightly, so of course he said it was an outburst. I’m surprised he didn’t use the word “uppity.”

Ivanka must be breathing a sigh of relief after having three.

But millions of people prefer to wear his filtered glasses, and that’s the problem.

With all the Trump coverage, I forgot how cool it is to have an adult president.

it is far too early for this shit