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I see we have a boot leather enthusiast here.

Frankly, it’s one of the few things I actually regularly agree with this god forsaken website on.

Exactly! How come Jalopnik never has stories about about all the cops that the police don’t run over?!

If LA is anything like Chicago the boys in blue are frequently active members of street gangs, which sometimes gets awkward when they're rivals. 

Looks like that driver also hates cops.

Yeah, fuck cops. I’m not sure I see what your problem is.

The Sphynx emerges in 2023 with a new riddle:

A few years ago, there was a robbery in a NYC cell phone store. Cops from at least two different precincts responded. Instead of coordinating their engagement of the perp, they went in “Wild West” style. One cop ended up shooting and killing another cop, and instead of charging the killer cop for “negligence” at

the LAPD isn’t willing to admit that the cop was hit by a fellow cop’s cruiser, probably because it makes the LAPD look dangerous and inept.

“These thieving motherfuckers are even starting to dress like us. Diabolical.”Officer Nearsighted

Never assume malice when incompetence is equally likely, but...yeah, it sure looks like he was trying to take that cop out.

I have no doubt that the dog simply knows who doesn’t like Joe ... and wants to leave teeth marks on them to make the bodies easier to identify. Remember that this is the secret service that went all-in on destroying evidence of their cooperation in Jan 6. They can delete the evidence of their intransigence and

In 2023, a good doggo was sent to live with relatives, by a governmental agency, that was complicit in trying to overthrow a democratic republic, for a crime he did not commit. This good boy promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune.

Considering what we learned about the Secret Service coordinating with Jan 6th terrorists, I’m not shocked he gets a bad vibe. Are all agents bad? No, but this is a big “one bad apple” sort of thing.

It’s not that there are no twitchy, improperly reactive or bigoted dogs, but this is fast getting into but if you encounter multiple bad dogs, you’re the problem territory. Perhaps it’s the SS agents in question who should be “sent to live with friends"

Hah! My oldest dog is great for that. He has a great dipshit-dar! If Machete (name o’ dog) doesn’t like someone immediately, it means they’re a dangerous sociopath.

Weird it’s only SS and not other staff. Some dogs have innate sense of human nature.

I’m a Commander (and Major!) truther. I think they know some of those agents are up to no good and responding appropriately. 

Y’all just made Commander an activist and I don’t know how to feel about that. But those agents that deleted those messages are definitely ops and should get the shittiest of details.

I love the pic. You can practically hear the thoughts of that gaze: