“I don’t have a problem with the balls. How can you be upset with balls? They’re like little planets. Have you ever bounced a celestial being?”

Does this mean Dallas won’t be using their lottery pick on LiAngelo?

“This is exactly why John Wall and the Wizards are better than Lonzo’s Lakers.” - Colin Cowherd

God, I just want the Lakers to fire Luke and let LaVar try to run the team. Inject that schadenfreude straight into my goddamn veins.

I’m just waiting for the midseason trade between the Lakers and whatever Lithuanian team that fields the other 2 Balls.

Have the Panthers wasted Cam Newton? Lets see.

I genuinely have no sense of what his ceiling is

This Blake Bortles’ win is the best thing to come out of UCF since Daunte Cul...what? Undefeated? Really? Really?!

I hope HamNo got a glimpse or two of the game while he was out running his errands.

A frustrating end to the season for the table geniuses of Bills Mafia. So long friends.

it was not the game we needed but probably the game we deserved

He is Mormon.

This security flaw is intentional.

I was wondering that too, but apparently the rule is that you aren’t considered past the line until your whole body is beyond the line. Since most of his planted foot was still behind the line, it still counts.

Players throwing passes to themselves? This right here is why we need Alex Jones in the booth.

I sorta think this is our - consumers’ - fault. Chip makers keep trying to live up to Moore’s Law, building faster and faster processors. Eventually they hit a wall in terms of transistor density, power consumption, and heat dissipation. So they started incorporating really creative and subtle architectural changes:…

Statistically Mariota’s worst season as a passer to other players. Statistically Mariota’s best season as a passer to himself. And no one can take that away from him...

That was so weird. I hope they lose on some illegal, BS play at the end of the game.