I think Kyrie’s comment is just a little misunderstood right now.

LeBron: I wanted him to be around.

This is how I like to imagine this exchange really going down:

That’s actually the only reason I am not in the NBA right now.

I too refuse to play with lebron

What the fuck is Rand Paul doing in the NFL

When you’d rather be a team that supports “real American values” than one that wins, this is what happens.

As if there were more than one way...

Now that’s some tape Rex Ryan will actually study.

Depends on how you define success...

Nobody wins a titty war.

“So, does Baltimore want a second team? Asking for a friend. No, no interest? How about St. Louis or San Diego... no again, I see. San Juan? Fargo? Calgary? Isn’t anyone desperate enough?”

If you were a true Browns fan, “Alcoholism” would occupy every spot on that list.

Reasons I continue to be a Browns fan:

Well, I will finally be able to put my Lord Humungus cosplay into use! So there is that.

Just a bit more detail might help. Nuclear weapons have four effects: blast, head, radiation and EMP. At the instant the bomb explodes a huge amount of prompt radiation is released, but since this reaches you pretty much at the speed of light there’s nothing much you can do about it. The blast carried by the air…

sigh

And do not use hair conditioner, as it will bind radioactive material to your hair.

I recently moved out of a 20-story circa-1962 apartment tower. The entire thing was built like a tank, with double-thick concrete walls (there were NO neighbor sounds at all), and an even thicker concrete floor above the extensive basement storage and mechanical areas. Turns out, the basement was actually a designed…