Think Tank does not care what you think when it fires off its ideas.

Damn my parents, being a teacher and an instrument man and part-time National Guard member! Why couldn’t they have done the decent thing and been millionaires!

A fuckload of bees... yep, that checks out. Good work, rob.

Looks like this guy has been snacking on one too many drones.

“Why go to all the trouble of creating controversy? Why not just move to Los Angeles?”

But in all seriousness, I agree that in addition to the kids that make up Pewdiepie’s fanbase, there’s also probably a lot of people who are just using this opportunity to attack people. I mentioned Neistat above, but there’s probably just as many people using the outrage to attack Jacksepticeye and other people.

Sure, keep telling yourself that.

This seems like a bit of a reach. Youtube was doing just fine before any of these dipshits showed up; they may have fostered more of a community, but Youtube would be just fine without these guys. Empirically, I use Youtube for funny videos and music to listen to at work, and the occasional video to watch while under…

Tommy Lee Jones don’t care about your Tommy Lee Jones face adoration.

Just to be clear, Chris Cooley is a fucking asshole, full stop. If you think a known alcoholic might be drinking again, publicly speculating about to score scoop points it is a bullshit, hateful move.

TL;DR people are outraged over other people’s lack of outrage?

It’s a mature reading of the situation that relies on nuance to make its point.

Only when it’s 70-80 degrees and sunny. So like, 330 days a year. We get cranky when it’s “cold.”

The 1936 games were pretty successful.

Throw in a butter croissant and shit will get real.

Maybe Rio should throw their hat into the ring. I hear they have a lot of Olympic style venues that aren’t currently being used.

By the 2024 Olympics in LA the miniature fisted shit gibbon will have made himself president for life, LA will be an island and we’ll probably be pulling Snake Plissken out of retirement. So we got that going for us.

I guess Budapest wasn’t Hungary enough.

Joey: I think you’re the greatest, but my dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense.
[Kareem gets angry]
Joey: And he says that lots of times, you don’t even run down court. And that you don’t really try... except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: [breaking character] The hell I don’t! LISTEN, KID! I’ve been…

The Katy Perry comment doesn’t make her look like kind of an asshole, it makes her look like a completely ignorant, bullying asshole.