Either you’re an idiot or you’re a subtle satirist..... I’ll go with the latter

Glad he’s getting the help he needs, and I’m surprised this doesn’t happen more often.

They practice on Sundays? When do they study?

At what point does Pat Haden get the boot? All this crap is happening to HIS coaches.

I am die hard Chiefs fan and it was hilarious. Go fuck yourself.

Something, something “left shark.”

Perhaps you’re not familiar with Deadspin. “Sports News without Access, Favor, or Discretion.”

Maybe he slipped on one of Cutler’s cigarette butts.

They're just mad over how piss poor their team has played this year.

Seriously guys, this shit has to stop.

Kansas City Chiefs Football. We Can’t Have Nice Things! ®™

I blame Chase Utley.

I knew there was no way it could've actually been from a Bears player tackling him.

Chappaqua gurls
We’re unforgettable
Starched pants suits, coiffed on top

I’m with Amy. The fact that the Kardashians are popular for literally no reason is just sick.

Do I have to? I’m afraid he might take out my legs when I go for second base.

I always marvel when an event is caught on widely available video and people still insist on a version of the event that is laughably untrue.

I’m a Dodger fan and I’ll cosign. Horseshit.

The worst thing is that they called the neighborhood play originally and then overturned it on replay. Which is explicitly against the rules.

Full disclosure: I HATE THE FUCKING METS. But this is horseshit.

Your name is stupid to someone else, somewhere.