This is when Deadspin and GM are at their best. Top shelf work, Diana.

The entire sport is on fucking performance enhancers.

between the CTE killing players at age 50, the guy bashed his kid’s scrotum in, that blue circle thing... gambling is just about the least morally corrupt behavior associated with the NFL.

Two things:

“Tits McGee”?

Sports radio jocks are about as useful as tits on an MLB commentator.

+38

this radio host is so misogynistic! Mendoza has great knowledge of the game and her dick is WAY bigger than john kruks!

You know, maybe it is just the audio aspect of it. I kind of agree. But I prefer a male voice, with more bass, with xenophobic opinions, who occasionally costs taxpayers millions of dollars in public funding for a failed video game, and doesn’t totally believe in evolution.

Mendoza is one hundred times better at this than Kruk and Schilling are.

To be fair, I don’t want anyone with titties calling baseball games for me either, which is why I’m thrilled that Curt Schilling is still suspended.

And just like Tits McGee, this dumb fuck is on vacation.

What NOT to do? Don’t be one of those women who displaces all the anger they should feel toward their partner, onto “the other woman” or, even worse, blames the other woman for the fact that their partner cheated. It’s just more bullshit that women do to let men off the hook and that lets get away with the shit they…

Actually, turns out it was both. We Minnesotans are apparently only forthright in one situation, and that’s sticking it to traitors. I’ll take that.

hey, don’t kink-shame.

2019? Try 2017.

Important takeaway here: even players who can’t make the shitty Dolphins roster can nonetheless shut down Ryan Tannehill.

On Saturday during practice, [Ryan] Tannehill, after a couple of practice squad players forced turnovers, Tannehill made negative comments toward them, including saying: “Enjoy your practice squad paycheck, enjoy your practice squad trophy

This is what would happen if Spaulding Smails was an NFL quarterback.

Now the practice squad gets trophies! And from the quarterback, no less! Just more evidence of the pussification of America.