...and remands the case to the Kirkland Municipal Court

I know, what’s more American than beating the shit out of your family and paying a lawyer to get you off on criminal charges.

Waiting on Dana White to set up a fight between her and Rousey. There have gotta be at least a quarter million douchebros who’d pony up for the PPV.

Someday, somehow, Roger Goodell will find a way to suspend her.

So the Nats PR guy called to clarify that this team has strangled Harper and choked away the whole season? Seems about right.

I don’t care how long it takes them to post stuff. I don’t come here for breaking news. I come here to see what the witty commenters have to add to the story. Present company excluded.

Implausible. Matt Williams doesn’t see anything that happens in the dugout.

So Sherzer is a fortune teller?

Wake up sheeple, this man is asking the REAL questions!

Did Bryce Harper deserve to be fake-choked by Max Scherzer?

That's a clown funeral, bro.

Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying.

The out and out disrespect for Papelbon is the best part of this.

“HEY! Hold on, I saw that! Both of you are benched!” - Matt Williams

Justine Sacco is definitely not elite.

It’s just basic meth people.

SPACE MUSLIMS ARE GOING TO PRAY ON THE MOON AND THEN CONVERT ALL THE MOON WOMEN AND TEACH THEM TO HATE OUR MOON FREEDOM LETS PANIC.

I think, is the gist?

That Muslims are encouraging the climate change narrative so they could go live on Mars? You'd think this is good news to him.

If not carpet-bombing civilians is what “no leadership” means, then I don’t want any damned leadership.