I didn't know Lebron had a gambling problem.

You do recall that the letter was in comic sans, right? #neverforget

“Has it ever stayed within the white lines in a big league game? NO” — a throw from second to first in Knoblauch’s later career

Hardball Talk writer Aaron Gleeman had the best response.

0% down... with a 23% interest rate. Special for the King.

Let’s see what Kobe thinks...

+56 signatures. Well-timed.

Someone should have warned him the British were coming.

Rondo couldn’t get along with his teammates in Dallas, and the Mavs are the friendliest team in the NBA. Him and Cousins will be at each others throats almost immediately.

Yet.

C’mon, it’s not as if they signed Gilbert Arenas.

There is a zero percent chance this ends up without at least one homicide.

Oh well. At least the city of Sacramento can still be inspired by fearless public servant Kevin Johnson.

It’s new Hampshire not nyc. Beers are like 2.50. It’s dirt ass cheap up there.

I just mentioned this in reply to someone else, but I’ll say it again (because I’m drunk and annoyed by Joyce): a $500 bill for a 20-person party is $25/person. That’s not a lot for dinner and drinks (you can just tell they all ordered side salads as entrees, can’t you?). I’m sure KC’s could easily get five groups of…

This reminds me of being at a restaurant in Providence where a table of elderly Italian men sang Volare while drinking sambuca. I’m pretty sure they had doing the exact same thing every Friday night for 60 years. Now that was some good public singing.

Joyce sounds like an asshole. Team KC’s Rib Shack. If I lived wherever this is, I’d totally go.

Where else are she and her friends supposed to reenact PITCH PERFECT 2?

“his ability to melt into the local populace, taking wives throughout the region.”

A dude with 44 Dunkin’ Donuts franchises wants a little more cash?