More like the many chins of Vince Neil, Amirite?

That user name isn't fooling anyone, Vince.

Meanwhile, Kaminsky expressed satisfaction and relief with the apology, especially the part where Harrison described him as “big”.

Looks like somebody forgot to pay the troll toll

Us white folk have been woefully mistreated throughout history and not being able to say the n word is just another in a long line of injustices. When will it end? ;(

I’ll just say, watching white people ponder why they can’t call black people the “N” word anymore is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

It’s sad that whenever there’s a discussion about race the homophobes feel obligated to come out of the woodwork to join.

Fuck those homosapiens.

It’s a trap zone defense

“I’m not fucking sensitive!!! I just wish people would listen instead of yelling into me all fucking day, is that too goddamn much to ask??? :(”

Seriously. I took that stuff one time and was not aware that a potential side effect was making your Goddamn vision completely blue. It was a disturbing experience - I know what Poppa Smurf felt like now.

+1 for vaccines

Of course no one wanted to give that ball to anyone. They are members of the Anti-Cruelty Society after all.

A Wilson “Duke” Official NFL football sells for $99.99 at Target. So it is a pretty nice gift. And I think some leather cleaner should be able to get the autograph off.

Paying $100 for a Jay Cutler-signed football and giving it to his son? Sounds like he’s backing the Pro-Cruelty Society as well.

Many balls from Cutler fall well short of their target.

So it garnered about as much interest as “500 Days of Kristin”?

In the auction business, we call an unmet starting bid a “reserve,” which is precisely what Mr. Cutler should be.

It’s called appreciation. If you rub his name off, you have a perfectly good official football.

Sometimes wayward utes can turn out to be productive citizens.