Not germane to this Funbag, but Drew's writing generally: if the Jambaroo! entry "Gregg Easterbrook is a haughty dipshit" grows tiresome, try alternating it with a Deadspin LLC drafted "Frank Easterbrook is a haughty dipshit". I happened to read his Wikipedia entry this AM, & it had text from some of his opinions.…

After failing to identify the QB spy, Winston glared at the Air Marshal for an extended period of time, leading some to criticize him further for staring down the safety.

At least they got to see him experience his first-class.

"How does he get along with other passengers? Does he get a beer or stick with water? Peanuts or a Kit Kat bar?"

I'd say "Too soon" but I hate being THAT guy.

Q - Why does Jameis fly first class?

If it was the Browns, it's a good thing he didn't find out. We don't need any more people on planes having suicidal thoughts.

He also says Bill Cosby is his favorite comedian.

"He did everything we asked him to do here," Saban said of Taylor.

"I believe in second chances. I still do."

In fairness to Nick Saban, his idea of somebody being a good person begins and ends with if they're a good football player. So to him, the guy is still a good person.

Unfortunately for Saban, his assertion that, "Jonathan always rewinds his videotapes before returning them to Blockbuster" was hardly convincing.

Believing in 2nd chances would be just fine... if Taylor hadn't used that 2nd chance to get accused of a second domestic violence charge.

Right-to-Work means right to fire. I'm a loud and proud union member and steward, and I do not take it for granted.

Asshole doesn't regret being an asshole? Stop the presses!

that's okay. I feel kinda bad for writing it.

I laughed. Now I feel bad

Conor not only met the real Daniel Bryan, he met the real Undertaker.

Good thing it wasn't a black family....this would've been a different article #Handsupdontshoot

I feel like I'm gonna get SWATed for saying they should make more games for Mac. Just a feeling.