Washingtonians might actually attend the game if the stadium weren’t so Far From Home.

I don’t feel so well, Mr. Gibbs

With great power comes great responsibility. You should remember that before slinging out tweets like this.

“Snyder and superheroes don’t mix well.”

This is brilliance on two levels. It should be framed on your wall.

I'm more of a Maslowe's Hierarchy of Guys guy myself. 

But will the XFL ever get to Acceptance?

nerd

For the sake of his sister’s health, let’s hope the Jets don’t tie on Sunday.

that basically gifts them a guaranteed six victories annually.

And I don't think he even wants to leave. This whole thing reeks of ruse. 

Coughlin is coming.*

oh dear lord lol well played

Some wiener, I’m sure. 

The movies themselves don’t mention timelines, and they don’t depict anything like this article suggests (i.e., an A and a B running in parallel). Wolverine experienced everything—the first three X-Men movies up through the future in Days of Future Past—then, after mucking around in 1973, ends up in a reality where…

So much this. Too many confuse the “fast lane” to mean “if I am going above the speed limit, this is where I need to be.” The left lane should be renamed the “passing lane.” It is not a cruising lane.

I don’t care if you are going to eventually pass another vehicle in the other lanes. If you see a line of cars piling…

Well, you’re original, I’ll give you that. A few questions though:

Austin didn’t even win his Tournament of Champions. James would wipe the floor with him.

God, I fucking hate that guy, and I hate how ever since he was on the show the “contestant as character” has been happening more and more frequently.

try to remove a deceased parent’s head one time and they label you brain damaged...unbelievable