Pretty sure it's "psych"

Okay, so...

Oh man, I had those Mego Batman and Robin dolls. I loved them so much. Oven mitts and all

The way he treated all of his female associates (and Screech too) was at best classless and at worst criminal.

I turned it off and turned it back on again and it’s still not working!

Yes. But the situation remains shitty.

If it’s not subtitled “Welcome 2 the Jungle” then what is Hollywood even doing anymore?

I toss my star to you - LIKE A NINJA STAR!

I hate you. Have your star.

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

Here’s a fun social experiment: Get on a Long Island Railroad train leaving Penn Station at 2am on a Saturday and see how many fights you encounter. 

Your lips, Dolan's ears

Have you SEEN those Russian brides tho?

If you don’t think there is such a thing as Russian glamour, then you have never had a warming swig of vodka while driving to work when it is -27 celsius, my friend. 

[LaVar Ball emerges from the woods]

“The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim” means “The the Angels Angels of Anaheim”

Oddly, the only Knicks jersey I’ve ever owned was a Greg Anthony (?!?) replica that I used to wear to basketball practice. That was an odd choice.

Moderately surprised he didn’t trot out some holocaust survivors to say they were fine with the slogan.

The common argument against gun control is that if you outlaw guns, only criminals will have guns. This is disproved regularly in Canada, a country that has pretty moderate rules regarding hunting weapons, but strict ones concerning handguns and automatic assault weapons.  If you outlaw guns, they become very…

Until he changes his name to Poorbum Conspicuous, yeah.