The second I read “narrator”, Ron Howard’s voice is the only inner voice I could hear.

I feel ashamed of myself for laughing at this.

It’s got what bikers crave.

My favorite nickname in over 40 years of watching sports. Still makes me giggle every time.

#HeAteMe

Don’t think for a second he won’t be the star of the nu-XFL, if it actually happens.

Thank you for reminding me of the singular joy that is/was Jared Lorenzen’s rumbling 3-step-dropback.

The only reason it got called is because it was an offsides that was so obvious the refs had to throw the flags.

Pedantry incoming: It’s not *exactly* the same but rotated 90 degrees, they actually rounded the tail a little but (bottom of the H in the Hartford logo) to make it more like a B. My dad and I used to be a Binghamton Whalers season ticket holders and I became surprisingly defensive about this for an 7 year old.

That man, while in the wrong and should be punished, is a god damn hero and it’s too bad he didn’t make it five feet further.

No, because clearly I am an idiot who does not read things. <facepalm>

Their uniforms were awesome though. Binghamton used to have their minor league team about 30 years ago, and they rotated the W logo 90 degrees to make it a B logo. It was pretty good, even if it didn’t make any sense that a Whale tail was emerging from the y axis.

Depending on how it was applied the first time, he may have a sad at the news.

Dantonio allegedly dealt with a sexual assault accusation by having the player talk to his mother.

A group of year 10 olds should decide what is and isn’t a catch.

Idiot. You’re supposed to yell “NOONAN!” at that point in his swing.

We hate you because you are 53 years old and you say things like,

First time I’ve seen a Deadspin article title quote Gisele Bundchen’s how-to modeling book.

“Jokes on you, Robby. My wife has a nut allergy, which is why we can’t even have sex anymore.”

One of the best and underrated Seattle bands.