The second I read “narrator”, Ron Howard’s voice is the only inner voice I could hear.

I feel ashamed of myself for laughing at this.

It’s got what bikers crave.

(Regarding Yoda’s “When gone am I, the last of the Jedi will you be” line) this seems to be sidestepping the point that while, yes, it doesn’t have to be absolutely 100% true, it would add a whole new context to that scene. For many, myself included, it would suck the magic and significance away from Yoda’s death and…

My favorite nickname in over 40 years of watching sports. Still makes me giggle every time.

#HeAteMe

Don’t think for a second he won’t be the star of the nu-XFL, if it actually happens.

Thank you for reminding me of the singular joy that is/was Jared Lorenzen’s rumbling 3-step-dropback.

So Millie Bobby Brown is the new Idris Elba? Fuck it, give Idris Elba the role!

I don’t know that she’s my answer to everything, but in this case, yes, excellent casting.

Oh my, yes! Millie would be just perfect for the role—she sported longer hair at the Stranger Things premiere last year, and that look would be great for Kitty.

The only reason it got called is because it was an offsides that was so obvious the refs had to throw the flags.

Pedantry incoming: It’s not *exactly* the same but rotated 90 degrees, they actually rounded the tail a little but (bottom of the H in the Hartford logo) to make it more like a B. My dad and I used to be a Binghamton Whalers season ticket holders and I became surprisingly defensive about this for an 7 year old.

That man, while in the wrong and should be punished, is a god damn hero and it’s too bad he didn’t make it five feet further.

Groovy.

No, because clearly I am an idiot who does not read things. <facepalm>

Their uniforms were awesome though. Binghamton used to have their minor league team about 30 years ago, and they rotated the W logo 90 degrees to make it a B logo. It was pretty good, even if it didn’t make any sense that a Whale tail was emerging from the y axis.

Depending on how it was applied the first time, he may have a sad at the news.

Dantonio allegedly dealt with a sexual assault accusation by having the player talk to his mother.

A group of year 10 olds should decide what is and isn’t a catch.