The fuck you bringing me into this for?

So they need to win both anyways. Stras will only go 2 games in the next round if they advance regardless if he pitches 4 or 5. So why does it matter?

It really was. Night after night of, “Oh my God, we have a young player who seems to be good!” - it was a lot of fun. Until it wasn’t anymore.

Good work Jon. Never let pass the opportunity to be an asshole.

Gronk is the one person that should stay in his lane. Let him stay the frat boy surrogate for all. It’s best for all involved.

Is it too early for him to announce his candidacy ?

It has written an editorial in the New York Times putting Trump’s presidency in The Proper Context.

It has a streak of gray that just really works, you know?

It makes sensible long term investments for retirement.

It wants to discuss the semantic difference between effect and affect.

It only recovers from free-range resonstructive surgeries.

It’s not masterbating three times a day and is really focusing on midterms now.

It knows that drinking 2.5 gallons of oddly specific water will not prevent you from getting a sunburn.

It fully understands the role of good bacteria in keeping ones personal biosphere healthy.

It was talking about having kids someday.

It eats dark chocolate instead of milk, and has a good friend at H&R Block who can help with that.

It sips herbal tea while criticizing the work ethic of millennials.

It’s turning down movie roles and looking for off broadway productions.

This, like the Browns, is way short of stars.

I suspect if you say “I prefer flats” to most women, they are expecting a conversation about shoes, not chicken.