This, like the Browns, is way short of stars.

I suspect if you say “I prefer flats” to most women, they are expecting a conversation about shoes, not chicken.

Thank you Freeman, I have never ever heard anyone refer to any part of “wings” as “flats”. This is all an elaborate ruse from the deep state to make Drew look foolish.

Cops must be David Gilmour fans. Over 30 years later, tensions still run high.

Jesus. So all this time he was really kicking his wife?

This is scary. It’s happened to me before. Sometimes the effects aren’t felt immediately, but then suddenly you lose all of your motor skills.. That’s why I stopped doing gravity bong hits.

Yep, they might be the truest ‘biggest alternative band’. Peter Buck was interviewed by Rolling Stone and touched on that phenomenon, how some of their early fans were accusing R.E.M. of selling out. He replied that being the best alternative or punk band was akin to being the world’s tallest midget, that he and his…

I would like to endorse all the descriptions of Charles Oakley made by Charles Oakley’s lawyers in this suit.

Any man that beats Georgetown (when they were good) especially on a national stage is ok in my book.

That’s Iron Mike Bernie Carbo to you, sir.

Absolutely. La La Land for $4.95 is a fucking steal.

If “Mike” IS your real name

IIRC that brawl made the front page of The Baltimore Sun. That meant something back then; now there’s real estate ads on the front page...

To be fair Freeman, the only careers the Jets ruin is those of Jets players.

This has zero chance of succeeding. We didn’t endure 18 months of Deflategate for nothing after all.