"I got excited after the finish to see Marcel and wanted a photo and in hindsight looking back I understand the time and the place were completely wrong."

"To be fair— and I can say this from unfortunate experience— you'll say just about anything once someone you trust gets some fingers up in your butt."

-Erstwhile Henson Company employee 'Hermit the Holocaust-Denying Newt'

Am I entitled to one mistake, after 35 years?

I talk about ideas and other things.

"Who is the worse person, me for what I said or any of the HUNDREDS who just cursed me??"

Naturally, like Marshall, his brothers think they're always open.

Kerridge would have been better off at UNC. No one there would have given a shit about his missed assignments.

Kerridge: [logs onto twitter]

mimicking the quarterback's money gesture

I think this will work out fine - so long as she doesn't try to park the bus.

Costa is excited to bring her renowned 3.08-3.08-1.54 formation to Clermont.

Seems more fitting now than ever that Blake's tennis hero is Arthur Ash.

That's probably the most efficient shot he's ever taken.

Bing Crosby hit for the Dad cycle several times in 1939. After he was finished slapping around Gary, Dennis, and Phillip, he'd sleep with Dixie Lee.

You are pretty good at these.

yes

Would you consider yourself a bronie?

So, not only did you a) shit all over a completely adequate joke, but b) you failed to even correctly name the first Canadian astronaut. Really glad you could drop by and increase the local methane atmospheric mix with your mouthbreathing.

Honestly, I'm totally fucking impressed with Canada's first attempt at getting a man made object into low Earth orbit. I'm just upset that its' first potential astronaut let go of the rope he was hanging from.

And Miguel Cabrera is the game's best Old-Fashioned chugger.