Has anyone checked on Albert to see if he’s ok?

Goddamn, this was a tragic but necessary read.+1

Because of her crash, the event was reclassified as the Mediocre-G.

No, it’s a true statement. But now I know who to go to when I need an arbiter of humor. Thank you Mr. Baloney.

It was so bad that at halftime I started watching Starsky & Hutch.

The Knicks fans theme song. 

one shot never hurt nobody.

Poor Adam Schefter has been debasing himself all week in the pursuit of nuggets.

Hey, any chance he could join the Kni-

Counterpoint - fuck the Patriots

with a La Modern French period design throughout

The pre-internet days were way more exciting. It was a sense of genuine accomplishment when you hunted something down and finally got it. It was like the 70s/80s Holy Grail.

A normal NFL franchise would have made it stay up for 69 minutes.

I know the pain. Bernard is the only jersey I own. However I gotta be optimistic.

Trier has been a bright spot for the Knicks this year, along with Knox and Robinson. There is a light at the end of the tunnel, and for the first time in years it feels as though there may be *gasp* hope for the future. Trier isn’t the reason for the Knicks loss last night. He’s lightyears better than Mudiay.

Wait, there’s nothing about the Wizards in this article. 

The original lyrics were actually “Fight for old dick. See?” and Corinne Griffin would hold up a photo of Marshall’s sad, wrinkled dong. 

You’d think if the guy was really about billions, he’d pay someone to proofread his jacket.