Wait, there’s nothing about the Wizards in this article. 

The original lyrics were actually “Fight for old dick. See?” and Corinne Griffin would hold up a photo of Marshall’s sad, wrinkled dong. 

You’d think if the guy was really about billions, he’d pay someone to proofread his jacket. 

But Gawrker still endures without them!

I’m a Knicks fan who watches as many games as I can, and I see and hear a lot about Enes on an almost nightly basis. I gotta say that Enes Kanter has courage and fortitude for what he does and stands for. No snark. The guy has my respect.

Serious question here - why does Roy Halladay get more love than Mike Mussina? Look at some comparable numbers:

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar played for 21 years in low-tops. Dude is the NBA’s all-time leading scorer.

You forgot Hamilton Nolan. 

If you rearrange the letters in “Jen Rainwater,” you get “holy fuck this is one unstable individual.”

He looks like Seth Rogan’s older brother who isn’t allowed within 500 yards of a school or playground. 

Chili-fart warm

Come on Kawhi Leonard

Is there a particular reason why the kid couldn’t wrestle, aside from this ref being a repugnant piece of shit? Having dreads is not a problem.

Dude, it’s a fucking movie. Relax. 

Again, he’s the greatest ever at his position. Ken Griffey Jr and Willie Mays could be argued as the greatest at their positions. Mo can’t. He’s the greatest to ever play the position of reliever, specifically closer. In the nearly 50 years since saves have been accepted as a stat, nobody has come close to being as…

He’s the greatest ever at his position, without question. His saves record will never be touched. It won’t even be approached. The next closest active player is Craig Kimbrel, who is 319 saves behind Mo. Kimbrel has 333 saves right now, and he’d basically have to have his entire career all over again in order to…

If some asshole doesn’t vote for Mariano just because they don’t believe first-timers deserve a vote, then that asshole needs to have his voting privileges revoked forever. After fucking up the Ken Griffey Jr vote (he should have been 100%), Rivera is the absolute embodiment of the 100% vote.

This is pretty fucking cool. Best of luck to her. 

Jon Gruden becomes more powerful with every passing day.