Judging by attendance, it didn’t bring the boys to the yard.

This doesn’t even phase us as a fanbase. Remember, in just the 21st Century, we’ve suffered through:

Some folks need a refresher as to how to avoid the low-hanging fruit. 

Should have gone with “Bulls have reached the Boylen Point”

No reason. I just like this gif. 

I did sucky

I’m sure the Redskins will follow the time-honored tradition of releasing the player only after visual evidence was presented to the general public, and then acting shocked after having seen it.

I don’t mean to sound negative here, but Dana White is a fucking scumbag.

That was longtime Mavs superfan Don Knobler

At least he managed to avoid talking about pumping gas

Daredevil was, by far, the best of the Marvel small screen universe, on Netflix or ABC.

We’re all gonna die someday. I’m gonna die knowing I ate a variety of awesome cold cut sandwiches. The cold cut sandwich is the greatest sandwich in history.

I’ll play it, but I absolutely hate EA. If Bungie could somehow acquire the rights, I would play the shit out of it. 

Magnus Carlsen Retains World Chess Championship After Smothering Fabiano Caruana In Tiebreak Stage

It’s great that Christian Hackenberg gets to be a second round bust in two leagues. 

Anyone else sneeze after looking directly into a bright light, such as the sun?

Lamar Jackson Is Way More Fun Than Joe Flacco

The video has been helpfully Zaprudered

Kewan Platt is living up to his nickname of “The Spanish Archer.”

Also, timely.