I’ve been saying it since the summer leagues. Knox and Robinson are going to create a great young foundation. When the Unicorn returns, the Knicks will surprise some people. 

Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who supports him and his racist, mysoginistic, fear-based platitudes.

TLolMets;DR

I’m thoroughly pissed off at the state of humanity right now.

Haley leaving the Browns parking lot...

They need to focus on a character who has intrigued fans since 1980: Willrow Hood, aka “Ice Cream Maker Guy.”

Sea Isle City should be on that list, and should be #1.

I look forward to when my Knicks sign him, at age 39, to a 7 year/$450 million dollar contract. 

What is in the water in Michigan?

More like rushin’ soccer fans, amir-

Especially prophetic was his choice to get “except a homeowner and with an aluminum vacuum tube” tattooed on his left bicep.

All snark aside, it’s been fun to watch so far. I’ve seen every game and I like the direction in which Fiz is taking them. 

Hey, at least the Knicks are competitive so far!

“It’s just hard with the new rule changes. You literally can’t touch anybody.”

I like the Making Plans for Negan/Making Plans for Nigel reference. I was always partial to the Primus version.

You missed a nutty finish!

This reminds me of a series of articles I wrote for Gawrker:

Poochy

You mean you live near the greatest college in the history of colleges? 

“Those celebrity crushes are awful.” - Catherine the Great