You have soaking wet pants, soaking wet everything. The balls are in there, too.

This is an excellent headline. +1

Everything is blown

Another joint, practice

Nice 

The man plays with Blake Bortles, so he knows trash when he sees it. 

The kid also gave him the Gas Face 

Getting old sucks

the Colts’ roster is a bunch of set extras and hobos

New York Groove is an Ace Frehley song from the 1978 solo albums.

This was a very good article.  +1

It’s the mugshot of a man who just ate a pound of weed to avoid a felony charge. 

He started a Kickstarter campaign for his training and rehabilitation.

Your move Florida Man.

Majors are always better when Tiger is contending. 

I can’t be the only person who saw the GdelT figure and thought it was Philip Seymour Hoffman... right? 

Godspeed Burke 

Good company (uh, except for Kevin Maas)