I wrote this for Gawrker two weeks ago:

My piece from over on Gawrker:

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Thank you Germain.

POS MMA debut on UFC

To me, Kidder embodied the grit of who Lois Lane was. She was the right person to play LL in 1978, and she played well off of Christopher Reeve. Kidder is the gold standard of LL as far as I’m concerned.

This shit never happens in Canadia.

If you rearrange the letters in Rick Reilly’s name, you get Lyric Liker.

Charles Barkley And Shaq Got Each Other Steaming Mad By Yelling About Some Stupid Shit

They’re only halfway there. But, to put it a very different way: They’re halfway there.

I saw each of the OT films in the theater when they first came out in ‘77, ‘80, and ‘83. I even skipped a Little League game to see ROTJ on opening night.

Wire in a fire, represent the seven games
In a Western Conference Final and a combat site.
Left her, wasn’t coming in a hurry
With the Fleury breathing down your neck.

An article about a predator using his knob and not one Cosby reference.

Albert you ignorant slut.

It’s as if Daft Punk fucked the Village People

Seal of reproval

Star Wars

Counterpoint - fuck this. If you want quiet, drink at home or in a library. If I get shushed at a bar, I’m coming out swinging.

Norma Rage

Fuckin’ gnats.