More like Bob McAdon’t, amirite??

“...I think you also have to respect the fact that the guy wants to go out there and he’s our horse.”

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Remember, if you rearrange the letters in Porg, you get Gorp.

He batted .221 in all Yankee postseasons combined. His one good 2009 does not balance out the media circus he created for the entirety of his career. He never fit in. He opted out of his original Yankee contract during the 2007 WS making it (again) all about him. The Yankees were then dumb enough to resign him…

For anyone who isn’t a Yankees fan, it’s tough to explain the Joba phenomenon when he first came up. It was the first bright light after years of horrible players brought in - Pavano, Kevin Brown, Jose Contreras, Kei Igawa, Giambi, Kyle Farnsworth, Nick Johnson (second signing), A-Rod, and the list could go on and on.

Nice.

Urban is nuts about running.

Why continue to type like a normal person WHEN YOU CAN TYPE IN ALL CAPS LIKE DREW MAGARY?

I’m going in with low expectations, but I’m really hoping this stands up well next to the original. There’s no way it can top or even equal Blade Runner, but I can’t rid myself of the “Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” worries I have.

As of today, Ben Simmons is my favorite player. 

During a late afternoon press conference, Hayes said the decision was painful

With the exception of Trendacosta, who exactly are these critics?

“A guy fell into him and got nacho cheese on his arm and now he’s taking pictures and signing autographs. It shows you where our society’s at right now with all that stuff.”

He has a goatee. That should tell you everything you need to know about this moron.

Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski: “I have 69 touchdowns.”

In baseball speak, he pulled a Pavano.

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Wings.