Darryl Strawberry reacted this way when he had a semi-colon.

This has been the Jason La Canfora Orioles Minute

10. Tiger Woods (has bean)

I love to golf. I always enjoy it because I constantly remind myself that it’s a game. I don’t expect perfection (ever) or even greatness. I always have a good time and if I can take one or two shots home with me after an afternoon of golfing with friends, then I consider myself lucky.

Fuck ESPN. Clayton is great - a knowledgeable yet common man with the ability to laugh at himself.

They already did Voltron so my wish came true.

big idiot’s beef

Yeah, second place, 1.5 games back. They suck.

And may I add two from over on Gawrker?

I love England.

I wrote about how Star Wars impacted my childhood over on Gawrker.

Isn’t “reverse sexism” just the nonexistence of sexism in the first place? People are idiots. Good for the women of the Alamo Drafthouse!

If you rearrange the letters in his name, it spells Mr Jello Notches. So there’s that.

The first five “offensive demonstrations” are actually just suggestions for new Redskins names, right?

I think the film was right to show that brutality. Never forget, the Mutants have always been representative/symbolic of anyone who was “different” in society - those who were marginalized, on the fringes, segregated, etc. So the very people in charge of all that prejudice could easily (and would easily) slaughter…

“Miss Anders! I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on.”

The Sub-Mariner.

Boy, the kid from Sixteen Candles hasn’t aged well at all.

I thought evil Foreigner meant they wouldn’t play “I wanna know what love is.”