The voice at the “darkness” part is Obi Wan’s. It’s the speech from ANH where he says “Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force.”

What’s the good dog status?

+1 Dom

What did you do to make them angry?

This sucks.

Manfred’s plan is to transition the mascot. Chief Wahoo, Chief Hooray, Chief Huzzah, Chief Golly, and finally Chief Alack.

MU69

The stately old boy before he passed. He was a good dog.

idiot

Mattingly taking the popcorn was great, but I liked it better when Keith Hernandez stole some Coke.

I laugh whenever I hear the term “YouTube Celebrity.” It ranks up with other oxymorons like Dodge Ram and Student Teacher.

It was a great finish to a really good final day. As much as I can’t stand Sergio, he really did earn it.

“Are the Magic that crafty?”

The Walking Meh

New York Gork PJ O’Rourke’s Spork Torques Pork with Bjork!

“the Warrant is coming out of my balls.”

I’d kill him with kindness.

Welcome to the bigly, guhs.

Bounty Hunter movies, like the Tales of the Bounty Hunters novel. IG-88, Zuckuss, 4-LOM, Dengar, Bossk, and Boba would make for a fantastic vignette film. Have Tarantino do it.

Donald Trump - villainous asshole or asshole villain?