Fuck Eric Garcetti, that square-jawed, smirking bullshitter. I hate him and wish there was a decent alternative to vote for, but the last election was a fucking clownshow outside of him, so we get another term of his desperate attempts to turn Hollywood into Manhattan, and LA into some dream he had once about what a…

“When you start looking at places that we reduce spending, one of the questions we asked was can we really continue to ask a coal miner in West Virginia or a single mom in Detroit to pay for these programs? The answer was no. We can ask them to pay for defense, and we will, but we can’t ask them to continue to pay for…

Hamid SHOULD be a NT regular by now, but he’s always injured at the most inopportune times

There you go. That’s the real stuff.

Yes man! my favorite:

Yes! Her and Souljah were my 90s role models.

So they’re drafting Vincent Adultman? Dope.

This is a cultural issue. Where young is from having multiple partners isn’t a big deal.

I’m in such a happy place right now, imagining Prince singing “Digital Witnesses” in the shower. Thank you for that.

She ended up in the same place as Prince’s guitar after his RRHOF performance.

Do you even Prince though?

See also: “My Favorite Things”

I vow to be there with you. It’s such an astonishing song and I get ragey about how people totally miss the mark on it.

Bitch, please. Kate Beckinsale and Michael Sheen have been the public ideal for divorced but still on good terms and co-parenting couple since 2003.

I would agree with the take that leaving ESPN is a faux pas, but how do you rectify Satan’s personal take-maker Skip Bayless’ success at FS1?

Is that “promising talent” DeAndre Yedlin the same DeAndre Yedlin you wrote of having never made it in Europe despite having only played in like 8 matches at the time? Curious.

The officials join an exclusive fraternity for those who have fucked over the Bills. Other members include Scott Norwood, Kevin Dyson, and founding member God