Gonna drink for an extra hour to make up for the drinking hour that fuckin Obama stole from me in the spring!

This is, of course, great information but I still don’t know what time the Super Bowl starts. 

Truth. The one I worked in was an old Wal-Mart.

“I’m sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but there’s no reason to do this game here.”

I saw “St. Vincent & the Grenadines” and thought, “Shit, Annie Clark started a doo-wop combo? That actually makes sense.”

Give it a rest with Knights

My Law and Order degree says yes.

U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.

the surface was, however, deemed perfectly acceptable for the women’s world cup.

Fans of New Yorker cartoonist Roz Chast’s memoir Can’t We Talk About Something More Pleasant?, which detailed her highly relatable struggle to find her parents appropriate and affordable end-of-life care, will enjoy the “Epilogue” of sorts to the story in this week’s issue of the magazine.

Any excuse to post this.

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the report says stories on “sensitive topics” were regularly forwarded to women on staff to informally sign off on

I was under the impression that Kamara was a chameleon. It should really be no surprise that he come and go.... he come and go....

Not entirely surprised, since Candid Kamara always seemed to have unintended consequences.

It was a fun day. Y’all, both Jezebel and Deadspin folks, are the Finest Kind.

Don’t hate the car, hate the algorithm

How many are they hiring? One, or two? One... or two?

“Hold this under the backboard.”

Take. An answer to “who’s going to take garbage time threes?”