“what exactly does a super bowl smell like?”

Meh, Gettleman’s dumb. If he was smart he’d have traded 4 picks to move up one place and then drafted Jones.

Terrible list. You forgot Urlacher, Cranston and Eno. Oh, hang on...

Glenn Beck being allowed to pollute the airwaves is America’s 9/11. No wait...

They re-branded of DJ Trump as POTUS a while back. Anyone know how that’s going?

I must admit, when I saw the linked “Tiger Woods Just Won the Fucking Masters” article, I got totally the wrong picture in my head. Good to see him “triumphing over adversity” though.

The local paper is blaming Tampa’s pop-gun effort on a lack of “grit,”

I’ve been searching through the Lacrosse All-Name Teams for this guy but can’t seem to find him. What gives?

“Tom Brady’s Shady Guru Alex Guerrero Isn’t Ready To Give Up His Pseudoscience Or His Control”

I’m 45 and I’ve still got all my own teeth. Wait what were we talking about?

Robby Anderson literally looks like a Jet landed on him.

Now we have China sending fentanyl to Mexico so it can be delivered into the United States.

So as long as I do my pussy grabbing with a flat hand and I’m careful not to look the woman (/schoolchild) in the eye, I’m good yeah? Asking for a friend.

“He said [the psychoactive tree frog poison] was generally introduced to the lymphatic system via wounds created, often by burning skin, on the shoulder or ankle.”

MAJOR UPDATE: THE BIRD IS ALIVE AND FREE PLEASE CREDIT ME.

Wow. On my list of complaints about that halftime show, I had nipples at number 87, just after “86 - Being hit by a bus”.

Soccer... not physically hurt... crying anyway...

If the Chiefs carry on like this somebody’s going to sioux.

What the hell is happening with the Chiefs top offensive players?

Russell Westbrook needs to go back to where he came from!!