Russell Westbrook needs to go back to where he came from!!

On the one hand it’s sad to see so many articles about Markelle without any real signs of improvement. On the other hand, it’s a encouraging to see so many stories revolving around a black guy and shooting where the police are demonstrably not at fault. So you know, swings and roundabouts.

The new Florida panhandle.

This worked perfectly well for a couple of chaps at my country club so I can think of no reason whatsoever why it wouldn’t work for you too, erm... Kareem? Oh.

Donald Trump Inflated His Net Worth By $4 Billion When He Tried To Buy The Buffalo Bills

Drunkenly forcing colleagues into my car and rubbing my junk on them was the only thing keeping me in teaching. That’s it, I’m out.

crawled up on the table, straddling his head with her crotch 

But can he do it on a cold rainy night in Stoke?

Rich prick you say? And he plays golf? Well I never.

The shows are at least trying to increase the gene pool a little now to avoid the problems of excessive in-breeding. For instance in the top picture the dog in the background is a Wook Tzu, which is what you get when a Shih Tzu bitch gets boned by Chewbacca.

Dude, don’t forget how persecuted all of us poor white guys are these days. We’ve got it tough remember. Jees, stick to the party line. Anyway, we should do golf. Have your people contact my people.

I’m calling fake news! Can we get Snopes to verify Barry’s article?

There, everything looks so much better when you throw a few primary colors at it.

I feel so... umm... extraordinary

They’re the [insert dominant soccer side from whichever European league you fancy] of football. They’re undeniably great at what they do, but also make the sport so much less interesting at the same time. The unpredictability of the NFL is/was what made it so exciting (I fully realise I might be shouting at a cloud…

Pretty sure McVay’s standing at the urinal in that video clip.  Not cool NFL, not cool.

He’s literally right there. The one in the middle with the Rams uniform on. You’re welcome.

Anyone who watched this game on US TV needs to stop complaining and realise how lucky they are. In addition to the terrible game that everyone had to endure, UK viewers were taken to a whole different circle of hell watching Rob Ryan - dressed in some sort of paisley patterned eight-man tent over nude colored T shirt…