Fucked last year, now fucked again this year. Wait until you get married son an all that will dry up.

It’s funny that SportsCenter fell for the fake post, but if anything Lebron’s real comments on that post were even worse.

Oh. My. God. I’m trying to think of a way that Aunt Marie could somehow have made that original message any worse – you know, if she really tried hard. Nope, I’ve got nothing. I mean seriously, hasn’t she ever heard of apostrophes? 

The Rockets are currently missing all of Chris Paul, Clint Capela, and Eric Gordon