Maybe he is better at his job?

Sorry, but when people who wear religious head coverings have to daily fight discrimination, I don’t think this is funny. Odd how she didn’t fight to wear her glasses, but she fought for a colander just to be smug.

hot take alert butamericans as a whole really suck right now. fuck us.

Oh god this is such a Jezebel comment

Yes, but what suffering has former-Bruce endured ? He was a bad, selfish father to his children, didn’t pay child support despite being a multimillionaire celebrity, then with his third wife, he did a bunch of fetishistic creeping with his preteen daughter’s clothing(even though he could have certainly afforded to buy…

I imagine her career has only one place to go, down. Never found her funny, she tries too hard to be “edgy”. I’m surprised she’s gotten as far as she has.

The Mizzou protests weren’t “successful” until the football team threatened not to play. Social media had nothing to do with “winning the war”. But keep telling yourself whatever you need to.

If we win the social media war, we win the war.

I am getting tired of her “I am just an average person” shpil. Honey, you aren’t. You got very lucky and landed a gig that pays you way too much because you continue to milk your “average” persona for all it’s worth. Your burping and farting is not cute. The only person falling for your falling spells is yourself.…

“This is where the maaagic haaaappens.” Then she shoots me a get-real look. “Literally zero magic has happened in here.” She holds up her glass in a toast: “Cheers to my hymen growing back!”

My experience with being the nice guy and actually getting up the courage to ask a hot girl out?

“No one ever asks me out,” she says when Van Meter visits her in Atlanta. “I am lonely every Saturday night. Guys are so mean to me. I know where it’s coming from, I know they’re trying to establish dominance, but it hurts my feelings. I’m just a girl who wants you to be nice to me. I am straight as an arrow. I feel…

Yeah, work sucks. At least they get paid enough that they can live an amazing life and actually retire someday.

So, what war are you winning? If the Mizzou rally was so successful, why were they trying to ‘bully’ the media who were simply trying to cover the event? At the end of the day, the majority of Americans are seeing what’s going on and getting fed up with attempts to control the media. It’s called propaganda and it is…

The very fact you think people are “at war” is part of the problem. Instead of trying to understand where the people you disagree with are coming from and find an middle ground where harmony can be achieved, you’re screaming “WIN - LOSE - WAR - DEFEAT ENEMIES!”

What’s classy about knowing you’re on camera right behind a guy you clearly stated you’re “definitely not a supporter” of, then instead of leaving with the other protesters you clearly agree with, you instead stay and make it readily apparent you have zero interest in being there??!

Um, WTF are you talking about, this isn’t civil disobedience, LOL.

Oh jeez. So preditable: girl Jez crushed on massively must be broken down now!

If I called you a child molester all over the media and made up a detailed and graphic story about your child molesting ways, only to retract that story later on without even apologizing to you, would you let that slide?

It was injured for the period of time it took them to retract the story. People were insisting it was real for a pretty long time, and I’ve no doubt the frat and its members suffered while they were.