I am hoping for a Trump victory. Any damage he does to the country will be outweighed by all the good he does by stroking Gawker libs out of existence.

diversity is a concept invented by black people for trying to get a job with far lesser qualifications!

How neat! She still votes against my best interests, is a shill for big business’ needs and creates long-term plans that will help ensure the 1% stay where they are!

The only thing larger than Dolly Parton’s breasts is Hillary’s US embassy kill count.

It will be an ongoing contest between her and Merkel as to who has the bigger ass. Right now HRC is winning.

Besides the ‘classification’ issue, which while legally serious is a bit of annoying technicality, there are also the emails that add a little validity to questions of her ethical integrity. You know, like the ones in which her donors land high-ranking government jobs, or lucrative loans and contracts?

I’ve managed to fulfill all those, and strangely its not enough. Funny that there really isn't one universal human experience, isn't it?

FUCK THIS IDIOT!!!

If I don’t like either candidate, I don’t vote for either candidate. I refuse to vote for the “lesser of two evils”. If they both suck, neither one gets my vote. I will not validate the election of one to spite the other. And I will bitch and complain about whichever loser wins as much as I want to.

You’ll find most Northern bastions of progressive ideals infiltrated with bigots.

If only we could all live in some gentrified bubble.

Men are inherently dangerous to be around women? Gee, I wonder where anyone who reads Jezebel, The Mary Sue or Amanda Marcotte would get that idea?

LMAOOOO Isn’t it about time to call the cops on some suspicious black person that smell like weed or something? That’s what people who stereotype the south do. Y’all like to pretend y’all aren’t racist while shitting on “the rednecks”.

Houston is an energy powerhouse, no denying it. With that said, it is a DEMOCRATIC STRONGHOLD that votes Democrat for almost all of their state officials and presidential elections. It is one of the most diversified cities in the nation and has the first openly gay mayor of any major city in the US. Reddest city? Just…

What is it with women and SHAMING that gets you all so excited?(“rubs hands together with excitement”) Shaming seemed to be the equivalent of physical bullying/asskicking for us guys. Just look at all the articles on Jezebel that employ shame as their main energy. SHAME!!! It’s the chick’s kung fu!

My vote is that the Presidential Election should be decided by throwing all the current Candidates into this gash and whoever claws their way out alive gets to be President because honestly that seems like a better way to choose than what we are doing now.

You under the delusion that people in the Northeast, Midwest and West Coast want to honestly talk about racism in their own parts of the country. Why should they when they can just scapegoat the issue on the South and make themselves feel superior?

Oh, heavens no. People are so thin-skinned and politically correct these days I'd be afraid of offending someone. As a matter of fact, I barely go out of the house any more.

I know, I know. Look, when I first came to Jez I was taken back by Kara who loooooovvvveeesss to write short sighted, short minded things like this. Ticked me off too. But after a while you get used to it. And then you realized she is just like that bigotted old uncle that everyone has in their family. The one that…

We need to have terms for “blackest pictures,” too. I want to see headlines like “IS THIS THE MOST GHETTO PICTURE EVER?” Maybe “CHING-CHONG LOL” for the Asians.