Apple does not have glitches or bugs, it has features you don't fully appreciate.

Slow down there, chief. He said half, not all.

Unfortunately, this differs from person to person, and is never really constant—your fingers can move around a lot. Using something like a dollar bill is much more consistent.

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I'm thinking the Carolina Panthers' playbook is something like "Whatever Cam wants to do, do the opposite".

The fingerprint data is only ever stored locally on the device, according to Apple. It isn't even saved in iCloud backups.

Isn't part of the progressive dinner party that each guest's house hosts one of the courses? I don't know you could just bail if that's the case.

Dennis and his friends had to take time off from their busy schedules of not getting laid.

WHOA. Sorry to hear that, man, and I stand corrected.

Yes, its that episode. Like I said, I don't know the legalese, but there is some kind of tiny difference in the video feed. I suspect that if they didn't have to do that they wouldn't be shilling as much (or at all) for Direct TV either, so maybe that's also part of the arrangement, though why you would have to…

I'll have to listen to that when I get a chance. Was it this podcast: http://richeisen.nfl.com/2012/12/21/ric… ? It doesn't make much sense to me from a business point of view for the NFL. The fact that people have "shelled out $500 extra" means nothing to the NFL because it's as clear as day that having access to…

I heard it on Rich Eisen's podcast. They did an episode last year where they interviewed both Siciliano and Hanson about the channels and they kept referring to the fact that Hanson's channel was "a few seconds behind" and "delayed" and that Siciliano's feed was "live" because of the contract with Direct TV. I don't…

They are actually legally required to show the non-NFL ticket Redzone on a slight delay so that all the people who shell out for NFL ticket get "exclusive" content which is "live". Everyone who gets the Redzone through cable is a few seconds behind since they didn't pay the premium price for the "live" content of NFL…

Siciliano has to shill for Sunday Ticket while he runs the broadcast and obviously other cable providers aren't so keen on that. That's why there's a split.

I don't like liking something Leno did.

In his defense, he dated Tara Reid when she was worth dating...

His wife does his hair for him. And have you ever listened to Brady talk? Oh yeah, he's a hell of a QB, no debate there. But after hearing him babble like an idiot I'd be stunned if he has any sort of future in broadcasting. The guy is a nitwit.

Sure, but does she?

I worked at a used book store where customers would bring in boxes of random crap from their attic to sell. We found used condoms. I almost punched the dude.