Well if his girlfriend is some sort of super kinky cum guzzling freak, he's gotta do what he's gotta do!

Nutritious snack, duh.

I'll speak from experience: "Puttin' on the Ritz" by Taco. "Walk" by Pantera. Anything off of Alvin and the Chipmunks' Christmas album. "Surfin' Bird" by the Trashmen.

I'm sure they monitor your computer more than you want you want never) but less than you fear. Again, I think the average american company forgives a standard amount of NSFW browsing. They just don't want you hoarding child porn .movs and shit. If they had to fire everyone who ever opened a questionable link,…

That's a brilliant question Free...

How does the porn industry possibly make a profit?

2. Screamed at by Kevin Smith that he "didn't want no fucking bitches" in his locker room with him.

If you wanna cop a look at Kevin Smith's penis, he will oblige.

Somewhere in Dimension X, Krang just got hit in the mouth with a baseball...

That thing is straight out of the 70s. Which is where his QB rating is no doubt headed.

Personally, I'm enjoying the game. I originally bought 2 copies, along with the Cars and Lone Ranger packs. (I also reserved the Toys pack, which should be coming out October 1. Buzz and Woody to the rescue!)

I went to UNC and was in class with some of the basketball players. At first I was starstruck, but then I just got pissed off that I was in class all the time and they'd show up to maybe 20% and of that %, late to at least half.

We did too! Some of the liquids are harsher especially if they have the bleach addition. If you use liquid that's got a tough stain remover I ALWAYS let the washer fill up with water first, add detergent and swoosh it around thoroughly with my hand and then ad clothes. If it sits on the dry(er) clothes until they get…

Now days, you can take a picture of the check with your phone and deposit it electronically.

Most athletes are dumber than sacks of rocks, so you'd think both lawyers would WANT them on the jury.

about as well as Aaron Hernandez covers up a murder.

That's brilliant.

I hate cleaning all the toilets in my house, a urinal would just add one more thing to clean..and those look like a bitch to clean.

The fact that Cap'n Crunch has been excluded obviously means that you all hate America.

I would say that Barry Bonds' record stands as a fairly accurate representation of the maximum benefits of PED use. He was already the best hitter in the universe. He was operating in a system where he could use PEDs with regularity. I think that you could maybe find a guy who could push the record to 75, maybe…