I think the average desk worker probably does a solid forty minutes of actual work in an eight hour day, and I bet they resent every second of having to do it. I know I did. I remember I was dicking around once and my boss asked me to do something and I pouted. Like, visibly. And I wasn't in the middle of other…
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Doh! Don't have a cow, man.
Hey fatty! I got a movie for ya - A Fridge Too Far!!!
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I like your list, though I'd move Cinnamon Toast Crunch to the #1 spot. Lucky Charms are awesome because: Marshmallows - but after you eat the marshmallows, the cereal itself is kind of bland. CTC is delicious with each bite!
Trix is bullshit now since they are just round circles and not the fruit shaped. If they were still fruit shaped then they would be acceptable on your list. Please insert cookie crisp in its place. Thank you and have a great day.
Fuck Lucky Charms. Unless you get AT LEAST half marshmallow-thingies, it tastes like dogshit. #2 should be #1, and #2 should be Frosted Flakes.
Man.
That's unpossible.
We have a women in our office who does the same. Every Friday $1 a minute for a chair massage. She also does full body massages out of her home. I went there for one this one time. I wish I had a weird story to go along with it, but nope. Just got the massage and that's it. I don't feel weird, but the thought had…
Maybe you should stop asking for happy endings?
Executive Producer Doug "the subway fugitive, not a slave to fashion, bongo boy frogman" Berman could not be reached for comment.
Unfortunately, when she blew her way to a .224, the police were able to arrest her for both public intoxication and impersonating Mike Moustakas.
The Pirates bros are not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, Pirates bros is not the preferred nomenclature. Yinzer bros, please.
He won't need to, as he'll be a draft-eligible sophomore.
Most wins on tour each of last two seasons. That makes him relevant.
Does the suspension apply to the 10+ "Arod is going to be suspended TODAY" stories that Deadspin has been posting daily for the last 12 weeks?
I finally found the first Fletch at a book sale a couple of years ago. It is a damn good book. It was interesting to see how much of the humor ended up in the movie, which was much more silly. Kind of sad that the reboot to the movie series has never gotten off the ground but when I heard that Zach Braff (!) was…