100 years ago, there wasn't a plethora of shopping carts and baby strollers.

A quick Etsy search revealed this.

I don't think they use bindles anymore. The bindle was a leftover image from old timey cartoons, from Depression-era rail tramps. The modern hobo can surely find a garbage bag or even an old suitcase to keep his wine and holistic runes in. Not that this will stop Williamsburg residents from creating their own…

100%. Same with rock star camp. "Dave, you SHREDDED on those vocals out there. What say you join us as lead vocalist on the next Van Halen world tour?" (NOTE: Don't take that job, Dave!)

I give it 5 minutes before Amazon has railcars on their site and puts railcardeals.com out of business.

I magically get a cold every time I'm on the shitter. Even just coming into the bathroom I make myself known so that others may respond in kind.

Like a freight train car? So you could rent a hobo's life for a week? That would be AWESOME. You could rent out a boxcar, outfit it with wi-fi and a kegerator, buy a designer hobo bindle, and head out and live the life! And you'd only get stabbed once or twice along the route! Not bad.

The restroom at my work has one urinal and one handicap stall. The handicap stall door, of course, opens out, but doesn't have a handle, so to open it requires that you grab the top of the door and pull it open. In addition, it never sits ajar; it always closes all the way. The toilet is also set so far back that to…

Most universities have separate funding entirely for Athletics and for the general university. At many larger schools, the general school fund actually receives money from the athletics programs rather than contributing to it. One example that came up here a few weeks ago was University of Florida, whose athletic…

This is what happens when you, for the second time in a row, release last-gen power hardware, but without a system-selling gimmick like motion control was to push it.

You mean Sasha Obama Bieber?

I'd guess that the median Deadspin commenter is a 34-year-old white male with middle-to-high income but also above-average alcohol consumption. So we're taking about a remaining live expectancy of 47 years, give or take. My best guess is that you'll die in 2060, perhaps just a few days before Sasha Obama wins her…

What's your next book going to be about?

What's with those boots? Do u even Musketeer, bro?

MLB is now racing to add a new supplement to it's banned list of PEDs....Flintstones Chewable Vitamins.

I think he's basically saying that here's a site where people have nothing better to do than bash him and everyone wallows in negativity. I think it's a variant on Bill Simmons whining about sites like Gawker saying "Everything sucks," or words to that effect. It's the typical "The Internet is bringing out the worst…

No. EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

Who's the better judge, Scott Conant or Aarón Sánchez? I'd like to say Conant, cause it seems like you can manipulate Sánchez round to round, but I think Conant's vindictive nature might disqualify him.

Two obvious questions here. One why did the city council wait until MSG just finished a billion dollar renovation all via private dollars before making a big stink over wanting a new Penn Station? And two, where's the money from this coming from? Your talking about what could be the most expensive civil project in…

Finally the future can begin.